Breaking News: Klaus Forbids Murder on Birthdays
oh my god
this
is cracking my shit up so much rn i can’t
HEY Y’ALL
I’M A BAD GUY
BUT I’M NOT GONNA KILL ANYONE ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS
JESUS
MY UNINHIBITED LUST FOR POWER AND DEATH DOESN’T EXTEND TO DAYS OF CELEBRATION
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM
SOME KIND OF MATRICIDAL MONSTER
I’M HURT GUYS
HURT
THE KLAUSINATOR IS GONNA NEED SOME TIME TO PROCESS THIS
This was the best.
(via onlymystories)
